Single status for whatsapp

totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED.

I do believe all the good men are all taken, married, live too far away or Gay!

loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn please.

Why is it that when a girl thinks they've found their Batman, it always turns out to be a Joker?

No, I am not single. I am in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

Wanted by many but taken by none.

It seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!

Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year all I ask for in return a tall dark handsome maybe odd tattoo, single, funny, can drive and good job. Thank you. Santa!

I've been single for a while, and I have to say it's going very cool. Like, it's working out. I think I'm the one.

I'm single because God is busy writing the best love story for me :).

Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas.

I choose today to be single, but one day I will be someone's everything.

I may be single, and sometimes I may be a little confused, but that doesn't make me desperate and stupid. I will be single until someone proves they're worthy!

Someone said to me "you're too pretty to be single. " No, not true. I just don't deserve to be lied to, cheated on, and fucked over!

New year's eve is just round the corner and I dnt want to leave 2011 single n being alone , I want you to change that and be with me going into the new year xxx.

You're single; I'm a single coincidence? I think not.

Single means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

I am gonna complain about guys til one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Til then, they're all weak.

OK Christmas time is here now where is the hot guy and the mistletoe :D.

Everyone always says "You need to get a boyfriend! It's great having a boyfriend!" then I say "It's even better not suffering heartbreak". Single ladies rock.

Single status in English for Facebook and Whatsapp

What would you say if I asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say.

Dear heart, please fall in love only when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

Has had enough of the single life and is now taking applications for a boyfriend please send all enquiries to me in the box.

All single people are not single they all have untold stories behind the scene.

Looking for that girl who deserves the key to my heart.

I'm single because I am saving myself for someone who deserves me.

Dear Weather, please don't be so romantic, I am single.

Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A decision to refuse to let your relationship status define your life but to live every day Happily and let your ever After working itself out.

I like being single I am always there when I need me!

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

I don't need a guy to tell me they love me or that they will always be there for me because my best friends already do that.

I'm a free bitch baby.

It's not that I can't stop being single, it's that I haven't found anyone that's been up to the challenge.

Single is single and now taking applications if you think Ur suitable 4 the job apply ere lol.

Tempt me. I dare you.

I was thinking about bringing sexy back, but I can't find the receipt. Damn, I was going to exchange it at Wal-Mart for the new book. Being Single for Dummies!

needs to get away from here for a while. Don't care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out.

It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.

Yes, I'm Single. [I]t's Means: [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife is [E]asier.

Someone asked me, "Are you Single?" I said, "NO, I am in a relationship with FREEDOM".

Top Single status for FB in English

they ignore each other and look the other way. but, they both know deep down inside, that it wasn't supposed to end this way.

Single is SINGLE and loving every single moment of it.

Enjoys the single life, but like a car, could do with a good service or at least an m. o. t, just to check all my parts are working right, lol.

{NAME} is so thankful for all my friends who are "in a relationship". Yeah, reminds me of how thankful I am to God that I am "Single. ".

I'm single. You're single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?

Yes, I'm single - No, I'm not available.

Don't play hard to get with a man who is hard to get - S3x in the City.

I am what I am I cant help myself & if you don't like it get with somebody else ill never change my ways its not a phase this is how it is & how its gonna stay.

Always hears "your cute" and "you're so sweet" so what I'm good enough to be your friend but nothing more? Be honest for once and tell me what's wrong w/ me.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't single but then again being single is awesome cause I ain't let tin a stupid idiot guy let(me go for) ever.

loves it when ppl find out they's single n say sorry like they are offering condolences at a funeral. Being single isn't a disease, sometimes its the cure.

Yes Facebook I know I'm single, but stop with the damn dating sites ads.

Being Single Isn't Easy.

The more pricks I date the closer I come to meeting my Mr.right they is out there some where.they just took a wrong turn. they'll get here some day. I'll wait.

Yeah, I'm single. . . but you're entirely welcome to change that. . . ;).

If your cute, I'm single .

Love being single NO kids NO man I can do whatever I want without a bitchy man and not having to find a sitter if I wanna go out.

Being single doesn't mean nobody wanted you. It means you're only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

it seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong.

Met Mr. wrong, Mr. jerk, Mr. cheater, Mr. liar, Mr. horn-dog. Where's my Mr. right? Have you seen (him/her)?

Latest Single status in English

Single lady, the man you want might not necessarily be the person you need.

Trust me, this time baby. I'll be bulletproof.

Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.

I'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine, I'm loving cloud nine, my head's in the sky, I'm feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels so right.

I think that love isn't something you search for, it's something that just happens. So quit looking and let love come to you.

It's not about being single or in a relationship; it's about feeling good about yourself. Start loving yourself. . .

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

Single and it will take someone very special to change it.

Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

What's worse than being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same or is too far away to do anything about it.

What I didn't like was how people talked to me now that I was no longer single; they were nicer.

I wish Facebook would change Single to Riding Solo. It would sound much cooler.

Stay single until someone special compliments you in a way that it makes it better not to be alone. If it is not, then, it's not worth it.

Every time I see a couple holding hands, or just plainly sitting together I look away it's not that I hate seeing lovers. But because it reminds me of a question nobody can answer 'where's mine?'.

I'm as single as a dollar & ain't looking 4 no change.

Oh well looks like mr jack dainels will be my date along with mr sambuca who will get me drunk and mr red bull will fly me home safely.

Being Single is My Attitude.

Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove to others and yourself that you can still stand.

I want a Guy that makes me laugh everyday makes me smile and loves me for who I am Is that 2 much 2 ask for.

Single is SINGLE and loving every single moment of it!

Popular Single status for Whatsapp

I just want someone who holds me tight , and keeps me safe and warm while I sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that to much to ask?

Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year all I ask for in return is a tall dark handsome maybe odd tattoo, single, funny, can drive and good job thank you Santa.

1 Universe, 8 Planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people. And I'm still single!

 I may be single, and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures, but at least I have fun and don't have to worry about hiding who I am (:.

So bored with being single and alone, need someone who can make me smile and love me for who I am. So any ideas?

You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own.

No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I'm single, I can do what the hell I like now and it's great.

I'm a single man! I'm allowed to flirt!

I might be single, but I have a CRUSH. . .

Sometimes, it is better to be a Single. Nobody can hurt you.

Has changed their relationship status from single to staying single.

 Single doesn't mean that you haven't had any offers it means you're searching for the right guy who will treat you right and like you for you and not what you aren't.

I love being single. It's almost like being rich.

Some people are settling down, some people are just plain settling but I refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.

I have a empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill.I have an empty spot for someone to take. -Devon Foley.

Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who fills your heart with doubt.

What's worse then being single? Having someone in mind to change that status. And that person doesn't feel the same, or is too far away to do anything about it.

Don't worry if you're SINGLE God is looking at you right now, saying, I'm saving this one for someone SPECIAL.

they'll get here some day.

I saw your status as 'Single' let's change it ;).