Boys status for whatsapp

A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare. It all depends on how you treat her.

It's funny how girls run from the guy who try to make them happy, and fight for the ones that make them cry.

One day you'll realize, all the love that I gave to you is now being given to someone else.

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthday's .

Girls biggest lie: I'm OK.

Best line which help you save money when going on restaurants with your girlfriend - So what's you eat Fatty?

Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.

A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.

you'll never loose women by chasing money. But you'll loose money by chasing women.

I know I'm awesome so I don't care about your opinion.

Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

Hey Girls, I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Guys: When she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.

I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.

Today I came across a book that said: 'All the things men know about woman', it was blank inside.

It's my life, so keep your nose out of it.

Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.

Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.

I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

Ladies: A real man won't send you mixed signals, because a real man knows what he wants.

Boys status in English for Facebook and Whatsapp

Hey Girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? .

Silence is the best response to a fool.

Boys are great, every girl should have one.

Boys lie more, but girls lie better.

Please don't get confused between my attitude personality.

Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.

It's not my attitude, it's my style.

I forgive but I never forget.

Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, not a wedding proposal.

The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time.

Don't take too much time to text her back. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

Hate girls except the girl reading this.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.

I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I'm still single.

When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

it's Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing.

I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.

Girl's biggest lie: I'm OK.

Top Boys status for FB in English

Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.

Wouldn't it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend.

3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects.

Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend - 'You Are Right'.

When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.

I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight.

Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend - So what's you gonna eat Fatty ??

Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.

Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear 'Here's my Wallet'.

Any woman can drive you crazy when you're with her. Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.

My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

Words that spoiled many boys' life, 'Dude she's looking at you. '.

Ladkiya university se "Degree" ke saath "Bhabhi" ka khitab bhi le kar nikalti hain.

Why's NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.

I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.

A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.

A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.

it's Very easy to sacrifice for a girl, but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing.

Latest Boys status in English

Tum itna jo mushkura rahi ho sach mein pyar hai ya Tuchiya bana rahi ho.

Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly.

Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.

My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two Girlfriends.

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.

When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you. No excuses.

Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you.

Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.

Always trying to cool my-self.

Girls don't need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?

Never underestimate the power of a woman.

If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; if you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.

I Was Born Intelligent But Girls Ruined Me.

You'll never loose women by chasing money. But you'll lose money by chasing women.

Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.

I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their make up.

Girls, being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.

I am single, because I haven't found someone who deserves me.

I'm cool but summer made me hot.

Popular Boys status for Whatsapp

Latest research: 'Boys always remain faithful to girlfriend. ' But Which Girlfriend? That is still a topic of research.

If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.

Ladies, when you've got a King don't reshuffle the pack because you might end up with a joker.

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthdays.

3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.

I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me.

I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their makeup.

Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

When guys get jealous, it's actually kind a cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.

Don't judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is really rocking.

My Life My Rules.

If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: 'GIRL'.

A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.

Girls have a superpower to call the same guy boyfriend, best friend and brother if it is required.

When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single's.

Don't hate me, just get to know me first.

My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for her-self.

I've just moved you to the top of my 'To do list'.

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to. But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.