Attitude Status Status for Whatsapp

Best WhatsApp status: How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
They say we learn from our mistakes. That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius!
I am not special I'm just a limited edition.
Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
If you are bad then I am your dad.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'
Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.
If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
I loved a girl and she broke my heart... Now every piece of my heart love different girls.. people called it flirt. Thats not fair.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Excuse Me I Found Something Under My Shoes OMG Its Ur Attitude.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
I was born cool, but global warming made me hot.
Not always 'Available' Try your Luck.

Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
Childhood is like being drunk...everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life.
Warning - I Know Karate And A Few Oriental Words.
If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
"Coins Always Make Sound" But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Save Water Drink Beer!
I'm poor. I can't pay attention in class room.
My wife and I were happy for 25 years – then we met.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented "Cute pic dear" on girls profile picture.
I'm not drunk i'm just chemically off-balanced.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
I am not changed it's just I grew up and you should try too.
I'll marry tht girl who looks pretty on her Aadhar Card.
Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
lazy People Fact #52812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Oh, so you wanna argue? bring it. I got my caps lock on.

Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my watsapp status .
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
I'm not virgin, My Life fucks me everyday.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Every thing that kills me makes me feel alive
I don't have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Virginity is not dignity it is just lack of opportunity.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me.
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelors.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Sorry, vegetarians - we can't pretend anymore.
If you think I am bad then you're wrong, I'm the worst.
I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
My 'last seen at' was just to check your 'last seen at'...! ;)
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I'm looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.