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My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

Always try don't feel fail without try.

Every problem has solution. The only difficulty is to find it.

My Girl = My Life . . . Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.

Do It Now. Sometimes Later Becomes Never.

God made coke. God made Pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well, we all make mistakes.

Don't give up the beginning is always hardest.

I am not scared of dying, I just don't want to!

People who are closed mind always open their mouth.

In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook WhatsApp account!

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone.

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

I am not failed, Because my success is lost.

Never hate people who are jealous of you but respect their jealousy because they are the one who think that you are better than them. .

Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

Never forget yesterday, but always live for today. . . because you never know what tomorrow can bring, or what it can take away. .

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different.

The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can't do.

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A strong person is not the one who doesn't cry. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment, and then picks up her sword and fights again.

If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. — BOY: Mine.

I am type of person, who wants to get good Marks, but doesn't want to study.

I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.

For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.

No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

We should love, not fall in love. . . because everything that falls, gets broken. .

The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can't do. .

Design is not how the thing looks, but the way it works.

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

I am Not link to my self 'Special' I think I am 'Limited' Edition.

Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

We should love, not fall in love. B'because everything that falls, gets broken.

Don't think about tomorrow, Think about the now.

You will win when you will not be afraid to admit your failures.

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No one is perfect understanding is important.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.

My first name and your last name, together make sound great!

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Behind every clever girl is a guy with a beard and glasses.

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair with them. It's like expecting a lion not to eat you because you don't eat lion.

When your enemies are making mistakes, don't interrupt them.

Choices, chances. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

My attitude is based on how you treat me!

I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

ME without you is like: 'Facebook' without friends, 'Google' with no results and 'Youtube' without videos.

I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to Dance in the Rain. .

When I close my eyes, I see you . . . when I open my eyes, I miss you.

I am SINGLE because I haven't found someone who deserves ME.

Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

Find someone who can change your life, not your relationship status.

When it's time to go, don't doubt or hesitate, hello to Great and Good Bye to good.

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It's not cheating unless you get caught.

Don't think about tomorrow, Think about the now!

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be Silly. Be weird. Be whatever because life is too short to be anything but happy :).

Advantages of speaking truth is that you don't need to think to speak!

People who are closed mind always open their mouth!

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

Speak only when you feel that your words are better that your silence.

Dream is not complete by sleeping.

A real relationship has fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguments , patience, secrets, jealousy and love….

Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.

When I ask you to listen a song, it's because the lyrics mean everything I'm trying to say to you. .

I am 'SINGLE' Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME.

Don't talk to me Bbecause I was attached easily.

You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.

My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it.

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.

My first name and your last name, together make sound great.

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LEGENDS Don't Die. . . I Am A LIVING EXAMPLE!

Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.

Leave present time good, No one know about the tomorrow.

Don't be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

Try and fail, but don't fail to try.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me . . . I'll.

The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

If you walk away and nobody calls you back - you walk in the right direction. .

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

I Am Not link to my self 'Special' I think I am 'Limited' Edition!

There is nothing greater in the world, than being loving parents.

If being #Hot is a #Crime = ARREST ME!

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

I am 'SINGLE' Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME. .

In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account.

You are not to old complete your dream true.

People wanna see you doing well but not better than them. . . remember that!

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

Rules are made to the break.