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The admirable difference between smokers and non-smokers is: smokers don't mind that non-smokers don't smoke.

100% of non smokers also die.

People think smoking is hard to quit. God, clearly they haven't tried to quit Facebook yet.

WARNING This chickie is trying to quit smoking. side effects bitchy, cranky, short fuse and very irritable You've been warned '.

Everyone wanted me to quit smoking, I did, and now no one is talking to me becuz I'm cranky YOU WANTED ME TO QUIT! I TOLD YA THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

They say that when you smoke a cigarette you lose 7 minutes of your life. Well that's seven minutes of shit I don't have to put up with.

This is a message 4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE! One day your old friends will die n you will be left alone.

Still trying to figure out why I can't get paid to do what I do best: drink, smoke & swear.

Roll up my problems , lick down my solutions , burn the past , inhale the good shit , exhale the bullshit.

I have given up smoking again. God! I feel fit, Homicidal, but fit. A different person. Irritable, moody, rude, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.

Best Smoking Status for Whatsapp and Facebook in English

Do not approach unless you come bearing caffeine and nicotine! All others will be disemboweled. Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time.

If non smokers are so fond of fresh air, why can't they go stand outside the pub instead?

Smoking a Cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes , Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. A laughing Smoker never dies.

The 5 kings that make us happy Drin-king, smo-king, lic-king, suc-king and fuc-king.

Wants to know why everyone thinks I should quit smoking? Don't they realize it's safer for them if I don't?

Today is day 1 of me quitting smoking. BEWARE OF THE BITCH! RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR.

Has some of those new patches to stop smoking there ace you put one over each and eye and you cant find your fags.

You say smoking this early in the morning? I say Hey shut up, its 4:20 somewhere.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.

When I'm dead & in my grave, no more pot & whiskey will I crave. On my tombstone it shall be seen: here lies the bones of a smoking machine.

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Has never understood having a smoking and non-smoking section in restaurants. That's like having a peeing section in a swimming pool!! Seriously.

Forecast for today: cranky with a chance of restlessness and scattered mood swings later in the afternoon! Quitting smoking sucks! [XXXXXXX]~ E-cigarettes help.

Bring me a cigarette and some coffee and NO ONE GETS HURT.

SMOKING SAVES LIVES OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC It stops me strangling those that piss me off.

Dear God, give me the strength not to bitch slap the people that irritate me while I am trying to quit smoking.

Best Smoking Status for Whatsapp and Facebook in English