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Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Shopping is so fun I could do it all year.

Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money.

Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You're looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.

I know it's only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas.

Dear fridge, I'll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.

Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.

Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.

Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??

Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.

Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

Money doesn't bring happiness, but shopping does .

How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?

Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.

Dear Bra companies, If I'm shopping for a 34D do you really think I need Extreme Plunge Max Lift padding?! Sincerely, Just looking.

Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ.

I love doing last minute Christmas shopping.

I wanna go shopping.

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.

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RT if you're going Black Friday shopping.

I've been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.

You haven't felt pain unless you've gotten a shopping cart's wheel hit at the back of your heal.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.

My motto in life, Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist!.

Dear fridge, I'll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.