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Best Awesome Status for Whatsapp and Facebook in English
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.
Be a good person, but don't try to prove.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!. . . He's dreaming too.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
The longer the title the less important the job.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
You can never buy Love. . . . But still you have to pay for it.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day. . . instead of waking up every morning.
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
I never knew what love was until I met you, then when distance pulled us apart, I found out what true love is.
I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.
I don't wake up every day to impress you.
Born to express not to impress.
People say, you can't live without love. . . I think oxygen is more important.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Excellence is not a skill, It is an Cool Attitude.
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
When you're good, you're good, when you're awesome you're me.
To be your friend was all I ever wanted, to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.
Totally available! Please disturb me!
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
The road to success is always under construction.
When I was born. . . Devil said, "Oh Shit. . . ! Competition".
Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'.
I am not failed. . . . . . My success is just postponed.
There's always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
When everything comes your way. . Then you are on the wrong way.
Warning! I know KARATE. . . And few other oriental words.
God is really creative, I mean. . . just look at me.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Sometimes you succeed. . . and other times you learn.
Sometimes it's better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you.
Top Awesome status for FB in English
If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows I am smoking.
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
I am so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog.
I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight!
80% of boys have girlfriends. . Rest 20% are having brain.
When I was born. Devil said: Ohhh Shit! Competition.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
I don't always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.
I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
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I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
I love my life because it gave me you , I love you because you are my life.
You are my life. You are the only thing it would hurt to lose.
I'm jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Not always "Available" Try your Luck. .
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
When nothing goes right! Go left.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
When I drink alcohol. . . Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But. . . When I drink Fanta. . No one says I'm fantastic.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money :-).