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If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag.
The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%.
You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore.
Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him sweet dreams.
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald�s doesn�t serve breakfast after 10:30.
Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell.
Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.
Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.
really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
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Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough.
That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you're pretty damn special.
Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
Television + food, it just goes together.
Mom, can we go to McDonalds? there's food in the fridge. That's not what I asked.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.
Isn't it weird that after 30, 000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?
Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.
Men: Uses love to get s3x. Women: Uses s3x to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person's life.
Top Food status for FB in English
Is there gonna be food? Yeah Ok then I am coming.
Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.
LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke & pepsi.
I don't trust people that dislike tacos.
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
my hobbies include eating and complaining that I am getting fat.
If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.
Is there gonna be food? Yeah Ok then I am coming.
all I want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here I am, gaining weight and losing money.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.
I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, Don't eat me. Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.
I'm so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY.
Nothing says I've already given up on this day quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.
If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.
The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.
Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down, pick up food, arm up, put food in mouth, switch arms.
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True beauty is within for example opening your fridge.
Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes.
We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.
The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. :D.
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says I'm so fat. and you stand there like (-_-).