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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

Anyone can be passiionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

A smile is a second-best thing you can do with your lips.

Kush is far better than a girlfriend.

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Why do I fall in love with people who are already taken or have feelings for someone else?

I don't make mistakes; I just date them.

The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me, baby, I am vaccinated.

The way you stroke me gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. Your way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I'm addicted all in.

Can I go down?

Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?

I like it rough.

Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.

You, me and exercise.

When my day begins, you are my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I cannot get enough. I am so glad that you are mine.

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I am what I am; I will never try to be someone else.

Baby, Are you Hungry ?

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink, not a dead body?

Massage with happy ending.

Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.

I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.

Worked on Fine Leg.

I enjoy when people show attitude to me because it indicates that they need an attitude to impress me.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

Your Bed, My Bed.

When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.

Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?

Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don't know me? Don't judge me.

You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.

When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss. Oh, I'm just so crazy about you.

I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand, than spend eternity without you.

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.

Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

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Your taste still lingerrs on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still I starve for you.

I wish your parents never met.

A girl jogging in the park helps at least five boys to be fit and in shape.

Do you ever look at your friends and think, why the hell aren't we comedians?

Wanna try my handcuuffs?

When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a seriial killer.

Everyone around me is in a relationship, and I am just here with my laptop and WhatsApp.

Pull down to refresh.

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

Dance in slow motion.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.

If your age was to be determined by the two last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?

Baby, are you hungry?

The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.

Massage with a happy ending.

The fragrance, of your skin, is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses.

Before talking, please connect the tongue to the brain.

If there's one thing I hate the most, it's seeing bad things happen to good people.

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You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Lets play something Multi-player.

Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this, then you got lucky.

My data plan is unlimited.

Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

Wanna go sleep Early ?

Turn on your hotspot.

I have a new theory in life, what other people think of me is truly none of my business?

Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Locked at 30 frames.

They say don't drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad ass.

That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

Can I get your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.

I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.

Your age might determined by the two last digits of your mobile number, how old will you be?

If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.

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Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship, and she is beautiful.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have something wrong with my attitude don't like it get over it.

The fragrance - Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.

I will kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.

I hate when ex's say, I am here if you need me. Like? Where were you? When we were together, and I needed you?

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

Let's play something multiplayer.

Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don't apply if you're not ready to commit.

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot!

I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with evil desire.

I don't make mistakes, I just date them.

I am what I am, your approval isn't needed, and it was never asked! Sorry.

I cant taste my lips could you do it for me.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.

If there's one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Hershey's make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.