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When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

Nothing is sexier about a man than being a good father.

My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p.

Attn Guys: I'm not an option, a toy, or someone you fit in your schedule. I deserve to be a priority & I shouldn't have to contact YOU all the damn time.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. ?.

Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend – So what's you gonna eat Fatty??

Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass ?.

How to show a woman you love them: kiss, hug, compliment, love, tease, protect, listen, support. How to show a man you care: Cook dinner NAKED.

Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend – 'You Are Right'.

Men are like BLUETOOTH connection – when UR beside them they stay connected but when you are away they search for new devices. HAHAHA.

OK, so it's lonely being single but it doesn't compare to the constant disappointment of shitty boyfriends.

A woman is helping her husband set up his laptop. It asks 4 a password. He puts 'penis' the wife falls off her chair laughing when it says 'password too short'.

‎7 things girls look for in a man: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Devoted, Instinctive, Caring, Knowledgeable. In Short Letters: B.I.G. D.I.C.K.

Why do men put themselves in positions with other women that might cause cheating, and then wonder why we have trust issues and turn us into bitches?

Note to self: Never make eye contact with a man while eating a banana.

I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me?

Thinks all men live in NEVERLAND where they NEVER did this or they NEVER said that and its NEVER them and NEVER their fault and they NEVER take the blame! Man Status.

Quote for the day Instead of chasing them, just replace them.