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Don't get a woman, get a dog they are loyal and they die sooner.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

Being pissed off gets old. I'm just at a whole new fuck it level.

I've realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn't all we need love is all there is.

I myself never feel that I'm sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.

If we could only turn back time.

She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.

Keep telling yourself good isn't good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve greatness.

I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship!

Sending my selfie to NASA, because I'm a star.

Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!

Can anything be more valuable than our love? since you are with me, my only measurement is in heartbeats.

Her attitude savage but her heart is gold.

Don't talk, just act. Don't say, just show. Don't promise, just prove.

There's a hole in my heart where you use to be.

Dear guys, please get off of Instagram, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.

You can't afford my Swag Bitch!

Be yourself everyone else is already taken.

Some girls want superman but walk past clark kent every day!

I was born to stand out.

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I like the way you're everything I've ever wanted.

The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn't know a thing.

Cinderella never asked for a prince.

If you have eyes, look at me now!

If you're honestly happy, fuck what people think.

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

While heaven must surely mourn the loss of one of its own, we mere mortals celebrate your grace.

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I am not never going to do it any different. I don't care who likes it and who doesn't.

Own what's yours, or else others will try to.

My autobiography is this.

Stop being a zombie. Find something that you're excited about in your life otherwise you're just walking dead.

Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.

A friend will always make you smile, especially when you don't want to.

At least this balloon is attracted to me!

There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone's heart can have the perfect intention.

Maybe she's born with it.

Don't allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.

We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see imperfect person perfectly.

You're the king, baby I'm your queen.

Life is better when you're laughing.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.

Life is like a balloon if you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.

Good Samaritan, washed up athlete, especially gifted napper.

Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.

The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.

Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.

These are the days we live for.

Some days start better than others.

Truth is, I'm crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.

You're still a little kitten that looks at my eyes, wanting love in this cold world.

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.

The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.

Never stop doing great just because someone doesn't give you credit.

Life goes on, with or without you.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Before you, I never believed in forever. Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you.

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Never argue with an idiot they'll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.

Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.

Even the most beautiful women will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

So, you're on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

Don't Study me. You won't graduate!

Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am Limited Edition.

That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.

I don't need any part-time people in my life.

There's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

Some things are better in dreams.

I don't always take selfies.

I've been waiting hours and I'll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart's fulfilled.

I don't care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions.

Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

Invest the now in tomorrow's dream.

You will never have anything you don't respect, including lots of money.

Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.

Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.

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I don't know what I did to have a best friend like you.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.

We found wonderland, you and I got lost in it.

With You, I forget all my problems. With you, time stands Still.

It always seems impossible until it's done.

When you fall for someone's personality, almost everything about them becomes handsome and beautiful.

I know I'm lucky that I'm so cute.

Women drivers rev my engine.

A book store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.