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It is impossible to change someone's ways or habits, especially if he is old and resists change.

The level of our success is limited only by our imagination and no act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.

Smile and the world smiles with you.

Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

It is difficult advising people on matters they are supposed to be experts on because they believe they know better.

We are WTF generation . WhatsApp, Twitter, Facebook and Whatsapp Status :P

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car".

Never lose hope, but be prepared with an alternative if things do not go as planned.

There are no winners in life… only survivors!

My son is now an entrepreneur. That's what you are called when you don't have a job.

I'm jealous of my parents I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Status: I can't log into Facebook.

My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I don't care how small or big they are, insects freak me out.

Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you?

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A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Everything has to have a small beginning.

For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember. . that's where the knives are kept.

I will marry the girls who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card

Enjoy life while you can. It can be taken in a heart beat.

Small things have a way of overmastering the great. This small press can destroy a kingdom.

Life is too short to hate anything. I am too busy to love and enjoy everything.

Your Whatsapp status say's online If your online then why aren't you texting me

Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.

Everything living on earth is temporary

Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face… Yes my kids found my Sharpie stash.

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.

Life is short, so don't wasting time. enjoy every moment of life.

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.

Life is too short to be sharing its precious moments with the crowd.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Sometimes it's better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you

Whoever wants to reach a distant goal must take small steps.

If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?

I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life…good luck!

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Life is the sum of all your choices.

I'm in shape. Unfortunately, it's the wrong one.

A small incident can reveal an important event.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

We never worry about the big things, just the small things.

Once a mistake has been made or an error committed, it's too late to take precautions to prevent it from happening.

It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.

You do not need to have too many friends or read too many books in order to live a balanced, fulfilled and complete life as long as the friends and books you do have are full of substance.

Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye not very small ones, anyway.

Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.

People tend to lose respect for people they are close to or in close company with all the time.

A person's a person, no matter how small.

Knowing only a little about something can cause you to distort the truth or overestimate, misunderstand something.

People say me bad. Trust me I am the worst ;)

I miss your good night texts.

Learn to walk before you run.

I don't insult people , I just describe them!

Life is a first impression. You get one shot at it. Make it everlasting.

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A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

When people are dissatisfied or angry, they sometimes react by doing foolish things that prove harmful to themselves.

Don't make an eye contact when eating a banana.

If the small government concept grows, we have fewer dollars leaving our pockets, we have more folks motivated to make a profit.

No community values entrepreneurship and small business more than the Hispanic community.

Everyone has a common beginning, and therefore, no one is above another.

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

Don't shut the barn door after the horse is gone.

Somebody slowly drove by my apartment around 3am this morning blasting not rap, not rock, but organ music. I'm pretty sure it was the Phantom of the Opera.

Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.

Girls spend the first 10 years of their life's playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

There are things about growing up in a small town that you can't necessarily quantify.

Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don't worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say "good-bye!".

The one who waits to listen to what others have to say before speaking has a better understanding of a situation.

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

Don't like small talk, love rainy days.

Something that one already has is better than going after something seemingly more worthwhile that one may not be able to get.

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If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.

Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.

Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

People who are very rich do not feel the need to speak about their wealthy as they do not feel threatened in any way.

A good reputation is precious, difficult to earn and cannot be bought.

I rode my bike to school every day from age five to age fourteen. It was a small town " you could go anywhere.

I want to turn the clock back to when people lived in small villages and took care of each other.

If we could get all the things we wanted just by making a wish, everyone would have all he ever wanted.

Do not be so foolish as to destroy the source of your good fortune out of pride, greed, anger etc.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I'm Better than you EX & Better Than your Next.

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

Small things amuse small minds.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me.

It is always better to get the view of another than to rely entirely on one's own judgment.

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

Some items may save you money because they are cheap, but their quality may be poor, and this may cost you a lot of money in repairs and getting replacements later.

I always considered myself a minor writer. My province is small, and I try to explore it very, very thoroughly.

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.