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Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

Words begin with A, B, C. Numbers begin with 1, 2, 3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

We are living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

The awkward momment when I am just sitting here and reading those boring statuses.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody, You buy a Lamborgini when you are somebody.

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a pic.

Local minded people will never understand global minded goals, I mean just see yourself in the mirror.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

Travel to life is like css to html.

If I went binary, you would be the '1' for me.

My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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loves it how the solution to most technical problems is to give the device a good whack.

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly.

Canc3r cur3s smo-king.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are bi Textual.

Programming is an art, be the artist.

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.

Words begin with A, B, C. Numbers begin with 1, 2, 3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You and Me.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary & those who don't.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

Programming is like s3x, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

iPod - small musical device that allows you to ignore everyone while noticing everything.

Windows 8 to 10: It's like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

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Failure comes only with Windows bundle.

Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size.

When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

Life has no Ctrl+Z.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

That moment when even Caps Lock can't express your anger.

Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Error 404: No girlfriend found.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a pic.

3 mistakes of everyone' s life - Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp.

Those who can't write programs, write help files.

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If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option?

I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.

If God is a computer programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?.

Knowing when your addicted to technology is when your on your laptop and cell phone together and checking them both.

Hates that feeling when you just sent a text message and you instantly have to check to make sure you didn't send it to the wrong person! Lol.

The more I C, the less I see.

Has anyone else noticed that Blue-tooth headsets make it harder to spot the crazy people?

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open.

Unfriending someone on FB is just like hanging up on someone on a cell phone. They're still bitching and whining, and they don't even know you're GONE! Love it.

Somehow I survived a childhood without DVDs, CDs, MP3s, Blu-rays, home video games, home computers, Tivos, Satellite TV, cell phones, GPS, and more. Wow.

Everyone has their own SET of problems, don't try to make a VENN DIAGRAM out of it.

You're beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

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Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.

Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

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